Valerie Bertinelli and The Wedding Fiasco

I am walking in the hallways of a museum.  The walls are adorned with abstract pieces of an erotic nature.  Valerie Bertinelli is walking the hallways and comes up to me looking very seductively at me.  She looks great and slowly lets her hands touch my shoulders.  I am taken aback and tell her that I need to get to the end of the hallway because I am expected at wedding nearby.  She slowly kisses my neck and touches my chest.  It is on, we make love in the hallway, noboby is around, we make a bit of a mess and I tell her that I need to go to a wedding.  She is still in moaning with pleasure and I cannot seem to tell her that I have to leave.  I shake her a bit but that causes her even more pleasure.  I decide to leave her on the floor, nude and moaning with pleasure.

I get to the synagogue for the wedding. It is quite beautiful but when I get there it appears that there is another wedding going on.  It is a Hollywood starlet and the crowd is a bit annoyed because she has been making some lewd remarks and is not even Jewish.  The synagogue appears very non-traditional but is beautiful, shaped somewhat like a pyramid inside with beautiful flowers everywhere and lots of light.

I walk outside to get some air and see that synagogue is right on the beach and there is a line of couples waiting to get married.  I see several of my married friends in the line.  It doesn't seem to phase me that they are already married and not Jewish.  I chat them up on the beach and start talking to some of the other couples.  The beach is beautiful and I find out that it is a hidden and private beach on the Jersey shore.  I continue down the beach and explore this nice beach.  Time goes by and I turn around and head back to the synagogue.  On the way back the ocean is getting rougher and the waves larger.  It is then, that a huge wave come and crashes over one of the brides that I know.  She is in excellent shape and stands her ground and is not dragged into the ocean.  She is visibly upset by this of course and blames the hollywood starlet for this.  I run to help her inside.  There is a beautiful asian wedding assitent there.  She immediately comes up to me, I think I must have that glow from my incident with Valerie Bertinelli.  A friend comes up and whispers that she is a transexual.  I can't believe it, she is so amazingly gorgeous.  I immediately reach down and confirm it.  I tell her that I am just busy with my friends here and that I don't have time for anything else since she really wants to get physical.  She/he pleads with me to look at her website and tells me how hard it is for her to find love.  I say ok and look at her website.  At that moment, my friends come in with me looking at her website, very embarrassing and I can't seem to close the window.  It is stuck.  I get up to leave and she hands me her phone number and website address. 

I decide to just sit in the back of the synagogue and relax from the embarrassment and then I wake up.